5. Sex Training
This song tells the story of a man who sees an ad for free sex training from Ninja Sex Party in the news paper. Danny and Brian happily oblige. However, this sex training actually consists of locking this man in the closet and making him buy them nachos while they bang his girlfriend. It's catchy, funny, and has a few great lines like:
"fondle my balls, sorry, I was talking to someone else!"
4. If We Were Gay
While not the catchiest or funniest, this was my first NSP song and has my all time favourite quote:
"Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck:"
Also, seeing Danny prance around like a deer, be a baby, and wearing dog ears is all ridiculously hilarious! The Danny murder at the end is also incredibly funny.
3. NSP Theme Song
This is a perfectly fitting theme song for a band like NSP! Danny pulls out his magic bass (it plays high pitched guitar riffs) and tells us exactly what the band is about. However, it can alll be summed up in two separate lines from the song:
"Clapping way too long, listening to ham, blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats"
"Brian's a ninja, Danny's a hot jew!"
Yep. That's Ninja Sex Party for you!
2. Manticore
Danny busts out the bass again for some really tasty jams, but the real highlight of this song is the video: it's about the evil beast, the Manticore. He's a fucking dick! He wears blue spandex and goes around dancing and dry humping everything! He killed your sister just for fun, and made out with your dad! He apparently went to prom with Danny! Alright, that last one isn't bad, I'm just mad out of jealousy...
1. The Decision
It's the end all, final question; who should a pretty lady have sex with, Brian or Danny? To find out, we go through an incredibly catchy song full of excellent synth and hilarious lyrics... Brian has an STD indeed! However, I hardly think this song is necessary. I mean, who in their right mind would pick Brian over Danny? Ninja Brian's fat, stupid, and ugly. He has an STD, and he's -
*thud*
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