Just... this!

So, a couple of people named Grumpy Moogle and Pendulous made a reference guide for everything Danny's ever talked in Game Grumps, with a link to every episode said thing is mentioned in (like Babies without brains, Handshake incompatibility, M Night Shyamalan's handjobs, etc, so literally everything he's mentioned!)! It's incredibly useful if you're like "oh, I want to watch the episode where Danny said (thing), but I don't remember which episode it was!".
Here it is!!

Jontron and Ninja Sex Party!?

Yes, this is Jontron in an NSP video... now, to be clear, I like Jontron. His show is genuinely funny, and he was a decent Not-So-Grump, but Danny blows him out of the water. No offense to Jon, but there's no denying that simple fact. However, seeing Jon star in an NSP video (edited by Egoraptor) fills me with some really mixed emotions. It's kind of nice to see that Danny and Jon get along, and since this video was made shortly before Dan joined Game Grumps, we can assume that they both knew what was coming... it's kind of sad yet touching. Now, people do ask me why I watch Game Grumps and Steam Train, as a lot of people loved Jon and hated to have him taken from them. I get that, but I was also a Grumps fan from the beginning, and I was skeptical at first too. I decided to give the new Grumps and Steam Train a shot, and look at me now! I run the Danny Sexbang fan club! So all I'm saying is that if you stopped watching Grumps, well, you should give it another shot!

My top 5 NSP songs

I'm going to attempt to list my top 5 Ninja Sex Party songs. While this is a tough feat, here's my try:
5. Sex Training
     This song tells the story of a man who sees an ad for free sex training from Ninja Sex Party in the news paper. Danny and Brian happily oblige. However, this sex training actually consists of locking this man in the closet and making him buy them nachos while they bang his girlfriend. It's catchy, funny, and has a few great lines like:
"fondle my balls, sorry, I was talking to someone else!"
4. If We Were Gay
     While not the catchiest or funniest, this was my first NSP song and has my all time favourite quote:
"Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck:"
Also, seeing Danny prance around like a deer, be a baby, and wearing dog ears is all ridiculously hilarious! The Danny murder at the end is also incredibly funny.
3. NSP Theme Song
     This is a perfectly fitting theme song for a band like NSP! Danny pulls out his magic bass (it plays high pitched guitar riffs) and tells us exactly what the band is about. However, it can alll be summed up in two separate lines from the song:
"Clapping way too long, listening to ham, blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats"
"Brian's a ninja, Danny's a hot jew!"
Yep. That's Ninja Sex Party for you!
2. Manticore
     Danny busts out the bass again for some really tasty jams, but the real highlight of this song is the video: it's about the evil beast, the Manticore. He's a fucking dick! He wears blue spandex and goes around dancing and dry humping everything! He killed your sister just for fun, and made out with your dad! He apparently went to prom with Danny! Alright, that last one isn't bad, I'm just mad out of jealousy...
1. The Decision
     It's the end all, final question; who should a pretty lady have sex with, Brian or Danny? To find out, we go through an incredibly catchy song full of excellent synth and hilarious lyrics... Brian has an STD indeed! However, I hardly think this song is necessary. I mean, who in their right mind would pick Brian over Danny? Ninja Brian's fat, stupid, and ugly. He has an STD, and he's -
*thud*

Danny always survives...

You know, Ninja Brian has murdered the f**k out of Danny on at least two occasions, and Danny survives... perhaps he's some sort of magic?

What's your favourite episode of Game Grumps?

Exactly what the title says. Mine would have to be any of the Silent Hill: Shattered Memories episodes where there's a monster chase in the game. The genuine fear from both Danny and Arin with Danny yelling out instructions in a terrified voice and Arin trying to follow what he's saying... oh golly, it's funny. What are your favourite episodes?

The second Starbomb album

I know that the Starbomb album JUST came out, but I'm really excited for the second one they talked about in the outro track of the first album. What franchises would you guys like to see parodied? Perhaps Mortal Kombat, or something of the like? I'd personally love to get another Megaman one, as Mega Marital Problems is by far my current favourite. Opinions?

What's your favourite Danny Sexbang quote?

As you can see on the sidebar, every week, a new Danny quote will be displayed. I'm starting with my all time favourite quote (ever, not just Danny), and I'd like to know what are some of your favourite Danny quotes? It can be anything he's said, be it from NSP, Starbomb, or Game Grumps.

Hello, and welcome!

Hi there! I'm Richard Fightmaster, and welcome to the Danny Sexbang fan club! I was recently looking online to see if there was an official Danny Sexbang fan club, and I was dismayed to find that one didn't exist! Alas, it was a problem I had to fix, and that brings us here!